“If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.” – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went
“A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.” – Author Unknown
“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.” – Fred Allen
“After all, what is your host’s purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they’d…
“Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.” –…
“If you have nothing to say, say nothing.” – Mark Twain
“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.” – Fred…
“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” – Robert Bloch
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils” – Hector Berlioz
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take…
NORMAN SHETLER has built a distinguished career that is all the more remarkable for its excellence and variety in many facets of the arts. A…